This Time Around

See what happens when you go on an Arrested Development binge? You forget about your movie post and then put it up late.

A sweet made for TV movie starring Brian Austin Green of 90210 fame and Sara Rue and Carly Pope, both of Popular fame. So you can already tell this is going to be a fun movie! Basically Sara Rue and Carly Pope's characters were big geeks in middle school, and Brian Austin Green's character made them quite miserable, so they transferred to Catholic school. Almost 10 years later they run into each other again, only this time the girls are super hot and Green wants to date Pope. Hijinks ensue. It's super fun, and I highly recommend it!

If you have trouble finding this movie anywhere, you can download it for free here: This Time Around

Menu

Appetizer

Bruschetta with Fava Beans, Greens, and Blood Oranges

Main Course

Waffle Ham and Cheese Sandwiches

Vegetarian Main Course

Pam Anderson's Shells and Cheese, Gluten-Free

Sides

Brussel Sprouts Salad

Mustard Roasted Potatoes

Dessert

Berry Puffs with Orange Muscat Cream

Fall Mood Setters

Enjoying a Romantic Candlelit Dinner., originally uploaded by Cassiarta.

Ways to set a romantic mood for these chilly fall nights:

-Light a scented candle. Some of the best scents for fall are Pumpkin Spice, Sugar Cookies, Apple Pie, or other scents that smell like baking.

-If you have a fireplace, light it up. Fireplaces are so cozy and romantic and perfect for setting a sexy mood.

-Bake cookies. Real estate agents often use this technique to sell houses because people love the way it makes a house feel like a home. So if you don't have a scented candle bake some cookies or make some mulled wine or cider.

-Invest in some comfortable, soft blankets and couch throws. Then you will have more incentive to cuddle together on the couch.

-Buy some new CD's or DVD's with romance in mind. Lately I've been a huge fan of ABC Family's made for TV movies. They are almost always romantic and you can count on a happy ending. That's perfect for staying cozy and warm and happy.

La Vita Nuova

Blood is Pain, Pain is Life. life is love. Love is Pain, originally uploaded by Laati.

La Vita Nuova

In that book which is
My memory . . .
On the first page
That is the chapter when
I first met you
Appear the words . . .
Here begins a new life

- Dante Alighieri

Fellatio

Photo from Fearless Gearless

Men often want women to go down on them and women are often not interested in doing that. Why? Ejaculation tastes really nasty. It's also a lot of work, very messy, and the thought of having an organ men pee out of in your mouth is not pleasant. Also choking isn't fun, chapped lips from all the saliva, and pubic hair in your teeth. So, you see why oral sex for you probably isn't at the top of her list? But sometimes it can still be fun and if you want her to go down on you, remember these tips:

Do It:

-Trim

-Clean yourself thoroughly

-Make some appreciative noises

-Be properly thankful

Don't Do It:

-Thrust into her face

-Make loud, horrifying noises

-Pass Gas

Bridget Jones's Diary

Sexy Renee Zellweger plays Bridget Jones, a bit of a hopeless case when it comes to romance. Then there is Colin Firth who plays Mark Darcy and Hugh Grant who plays Daniel Cleaver, both love interests for Bridget. So now you have that information. Add to it that this movie is loosely based on Jane Austen's Pride and Prejudice. What do you get? A fun, silly, sexy romantic comedy! Highly recommend!

Menu

Appetizer

Cheddar Beer Soup

Main Course

Braised Beef with Pears and Fresh Ginger

Vegetarian Main Course

Pan Fried Celery Root, Potato, and Goat Cheese Terrine

Sides

Cheddar and Stilton Drop Biscuits

Fried Potatoes and Cabbage

Dessert

Steamed Golden Syrup Spongecake

Autumn Bouquets

Autumn Flowers, originally uploaded by visionsbycat.

If you have a special occasion coming up then think about ordering some Autumn inspired flowers. The shops all have some really stunning fall bouquets available at this time of year. I was just doing some shopping on 1800 flowers and here were my favorite arrangements:

Garden of Grandeur - for Fall

Autumn Tulips

Autumn Pop-Art Lillies

100 Blooms of Multicolored Spray Roses

Amber Waves

Fields of Europe - for Fall

Plum Crazy - for Fall

Orange Rose & Peruvian Lily

I tend to use 1800flowers when I send flowers to family out of state, however if you're going to be buying something for someone who lives much closer, I suggest hitting up your local florist. Now is the perfect time to buy these pretty arrangements before the Christmas inspired bouquets hit the market.

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Victorian romance - 4 of 5, originally uploaded by OldPixels.com.

Thy glass will show thee how thy beauties wear,
Thy dial how thy precious minutes waste,
These vacant leaves thy mind's imprint will bear,
And of this book, this learning mayst thou taste.
The wrinkles which thy glass will truly show,
Of mouthed graves will give thee memory,
Thou by thy dial's shady stealth mayst know,
Time's thievish progress to eternity.
Look what thy memory cannot contain,
Commit to these waste blanks, and thou shalt find
Those children nursed, delivered from thy brain,
To take a new acquaintance of thy mind.
These offices, so oft as thou wilt look,
Shall profit thee, and much enrich thy book.

-William Shakespeare

Best Porn Positions

My friend sent me the following examples as some of the best porn positions. If you have any that you like, feel free to send them along (NSFW):

Example 1

Example 2

Example 3

Vote

I had to travel to vote and am getting home and typing this up very late indeed. I shall have to put off my movie post until next week. It's not my fault, I was doing my civic duty!

Pile of Leaves

Leaf Tunnel at North Lake, Ca - Crayola Snowdrifts for Mizzy, originally uploaded by Matthew Pacheco Photography.

A fun, special fall Sunday date idea for you:

Prepare a tasty Brunch for the two of you. Either eat at home or pack it in a picnic basket to go. Then drive to your local park, or head to your yard, and rake up a pile of leaves. Proceed to jump into the leaves like little kids. Once you're finished head back inside for some warm cider or maybe a steamy shower to rinse the leaf bits out of your hair. Make a hearty supper and spend the rest of the evening cuddling in front of a
romantic movie.

Psycho

"She just goes a little mad sometimes. We all go a little mad sometimes. Haven't you?" ~ Psycho

Sexy Costumes

Sexy Dorothy shoes from Halloween Costumes

Sexiest costumes for a night spent partying or a night spent in the bedroom:

-Tuxedo Bunny

-Sexy Tootsie

-Ghostbuster

-Masquerade Dress

-Bellydancer

-Gypsy

-Witch

-Rebel Little Red Riding Hood

-Pirate Wench

-Superhero

-French Maid

-Naughty Vampire

Ghostbusters

So it's Halloween week and of course I had to pick a suitably themed movie. It was pretty difficult because there are a lot of movies out there that fit the bill. However, Ghostbusters is a classic, so I really had no choice.

Focusing on scientists Dr. Peter Venkman (Bill Murray) and Dr. Raymond Stantz (Dan Aykroyd) and Dr. Egon Spengler (Harold Ramis) who are kicked out of their university jobs in NYC. They quickly join up with Winston Zeddmore (Ernie Hudson) and begin to fight ghosts. It's very exciting and there is romance between Venkman and Dana Barrett (Sigourney Weaver) and Spengler and Janine Melnitz (Annie Potts). It's a perfect Halloween movie.

For a suitable repast, I am taking inspiration from Epicurious! Try their Devilishly Delicious Halloween Dinner. Remember the Witches' Brew

Menu

Appetizer

Louisianna Deviled Crab Cakes

Main Course

Pumpkin-Turkey "Ghoulash" with Caraway Noodles

Vegetarian Main Course

Cauliflower Risotto with Brie and Almonds

Sides

Radicchio and Endive Salad with Pecan Vinaigrette

Quick Winter Squash Soup with Spicy Toasted Pumpkin Seeds

Dessert

Tarantula Cookies

Halloween Date Ideas

Happy Halloween!!, originally uploaded by Just Us 3.

-Scary movie marathon - I like to do themes. So I might pick a Hitchcock movie night, or a Jason movie night, or something like witch movies, or vampire movies. Whichever you prefer.

-Haunted house - These are pretty easy to find around Halloween and they make a great place for a date. If it's really scary it's an excuse to put your arms around her and if it's really lame it's a great thing to make fun of over dinner.

-Costume party - She can dress up as a sexy elf and you can be a umm... Sexy man elf?

-Hayride - Hayrides are popular Fall and Halloween activities. Make sure to spread a comfortable blanket over the hay or you'll get stabbed by straw all night.

-Jack-o-lantern carving - Have a contest to see who can make the best carving. Winner gets to choose that night's activities.

-Block party - A great way to get to know your neighbors and check out some new possible date locations in your neck of the woods.

-Costumed pub crawl - Where I live this is a popular Halloween activity. Everyone gets dressed up and then bar hops.

-Rocky Horror Picture Show event - Get dressed up in your preferred Rocky Horror garb and head out to your nearby Rocky Horror event. "It's just a jump to the left..."

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Cosas del amor, originally uploaded by rafael-angel.

Love is my sin, and thy dear virtue hate,
Hate of my sin, grounded on sinful loving,
O but with mine, compare thou thine own state,
And thou shalt find it merits not reproving,
Or if it do, not from those lips of thine,
That have profaned their scarlet ornaments,
And sealed false bonds of love as oft as mine,
Robbed others' beds' revenues of their rents.
Be it lawful I love thee as thou lov'st those,
Whom thine eyes woo as mine importune thee,
Root pity in thy heart that when it grows,
Thy pity may deserve to pitied be.
If thou dost seek to have what thou dost hide,
By self-example mayst thou be denied.

-William Shakespeare