Birthdays are the best times for sex! Surprise her by taking off your clothes and waiting for her to get home from work. Wear a party hat, as this is known to drive women wild. (I made that up.)
Or take off your clothes, wear a party hat, and hold a cupcake with a candle in it. Adding cake to nakedness is only a win situation. I am a firm believer in adding cake to naked men.
The best birthday present: Multiple Orgasms
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