Human Sundae

Make-your-own-Sundae-Bar, originally uploaded by Sarah B in SD.

OK, this is the Best. Idea. Ever. Seriously!

What you will need:

-Floor or mattress covering that can get dirty

-Towels

-Whipped Cream

-Cherries

-Chocolate Sauce, Fudge, Strawberry Sauce, Caramel (whatever you prefer)

-Sprinkles

-Marshmallows

What you are going to do:

-Fix the cover on the floor or bed or wherever you decide to do this.

-Take her clothes off and lay her down.

-Start turning her into a human sundae. Take your time and decorate her thoroughly.

-Lick her clean.

-Afterward make sure to take a nice, steamy shower and help her get totally clean.

OK, so how is this not the best idea ever? Seriously, it is the BEST IDEA EVER!