Friday, October 15, 2010

Porn Review



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From 1985, complete with bad music, big hair, and too much make-up! The basic storyline is about the corruption and intrigue in the business world. Which is, of course, just a very thin story built entirely around all the fucking.

The action is only OK. There is one woman who really doesn't have the body for porn. I was so distracted by her jiggling cellulite that I couldn't enjoy any of her scenes. And I am not one to comment on a woman's body, but really, if you are going to film porn you should do a little toning. It's only professional, you know.

I would say that the movie would probably be better if you mute it and don't pay too much attention. Like have it on in the background while you get it on with your partner.

Rate: C-

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