Spring Cleaning!

Nikon Cleaning Kit Pro, originally uploaded by Hiroki ~.

I do not know what this image is of, exactly, but I like it!

So it is time for spring cleaning. And even more importantly, it is time to get out all of your naughty sexual toys and do a purge/cleaning/updating of everything you have. So here's a basic list of things to check:

-Costumes: They should be laundered. Make sure to get rid of the stuff that no longer fits and repair any rips or tears that happen because of eager hands ripping things off.

-Condoms: Restock! And check the expiration dates. You do not want to use those things if they're past their prime.

-Lubricants and Massage oils: Wipe down the bottles and restock as necessary. Get rid of the products you don't like or no longer use.

-Toys: These are probably the most important. Make sure to wash everything in warm, soapy water. (Remember to remove batteries first from those that use batteries.) Sterilize! Do it all again, no matter how long ago it was you cleaned them. Replace the batteries with fresh ones, so they'll be fully charged when you want them. Check everything for cracks or breaks in the plastic or silicone. If you have anything that is starting to show wear, throw it out and replace it.

-Etc: Well, whatever you have left, make sure you clean it and sterilize it if it ever enters your body. Then check for signs of wear and replace as necessary.

And there you go! You're ready for a hot, steamy summer full of sexing!