Gilmore Girls

Is there a show that is more enjoyable to watch than Gilmore Girls? I don't think so! I love, love, love this show and I know lots of women who adore it as well. So I think you should grab season 1 and settle in for some fast talking, lovely ladies and their boyfriend troubles.

Feast!

Here's what you're going to need to do to get the food right. First, make a pot of coffee. Then maybe grab some sodas too, because most people dislike drinking coffee with stuff like pizza.

Order pizza and put as much stuff on it as you will eat.

Go to the store and get the following:

-Marshmallows
-Mallomars
-Chocolate and lots of it and preferably something small, like M&M's or Kisses
-Gummi candy, like Gummi Bears
-Pretzels
-Cheese Puffs
-Ice Cream
-Hot Fudge sauce
-Whipped cream
-Oreos

Now put all of the candy into different bowls and put it on the coffee table. Order the pizza and have it delivered. Maybe make some popcorn too, just for good measure. Settle onto your couch and start watching the Gilmore-y goodness.

Oh, make sure you also remember to pick up some Tums. If you eat like that you are probably going to need them.

1 Year

anniversary, originally uploaded by Sevenmarie.

Whoa, I've kept this thing going for a year now! I kind of thought I'd get bored after a month or two. Well, thanks for reading! I guess I'll keep plodding along.

Article

Interesting article.

Spring Romance

Triumvirate

I made a chart!

A triumvirate is supposed to be "a group of three men responsible for public administration or civil authority" according to the dictionary I got when I Googled the definition. However, I want to use it in terms of pleasure. What is the triumvirate of a super great time? According to Seinfeld it's having sex while also eating and watching TV. And ever since seeing that episode where George Costanza meets the ultimate goal of getting all three of those experiences at the same time, I confess that I have been intrigued. I too want to have sex while watching TV and eating a tasty sandwich. Although I would be good with eating pizza too. I thought about Chinese food, but that just seems like a disaster waiting to happen. And, of course, nothing that require a fork or knife to eat with. So finger foods only and that just seems like a sandwich or pizza.

So far I've never managed to eat while having all the sex. This is something I'm going to have to try though, if I ever want to reach my ultimate goal. And so, that is what I plan to accomplish this summer. I'm going to take the Seinfeld challenge and have sex, eat, and watch TV at the same time. I probably won't watch that particular episode of Seinfeld, however, due to the fact that I don't have cable nor do I have the DVD collection of that TV show. I'm sure I can come up with another show that will be just as good. So stay tuned, because I will have to update you as things carry on.

Puppy Love?

Can owning a puppy help put passion back into your sex life?

Mr. Sunshine

I'm still on a TV kick, so my posts might be about TV shows a few more times. Who can tell? Anyway, have you seen the new TV show starring Matthew Perry, formerly of Friends? It is super awesome. And it has some great actors in it as well, like Allison Janney, who played Ms. Perky in 10 Things I Hate About You and Jorge Garcia, who was on Lost. And they are all hilarious, especially Ms. Janney who steals every scene she's in, ever, no matter what the show. I am a huge fan of hers. And of course there's comedy and some tender, sweet romance. I highly recommend it! Go watch, go!

Recommended Menu:

I think you should try this super fun Cocktail Party menu. mmm, Duck Sausage pizza. That's a winner.

Spring Has Sprung!

Spring buttercups, originally uploaded by MiloTheGreat.

It's spring! The best time of the year! If you are like me and my husband then you've had the windows open since last week and you've been walking around your house in your underwear. Good times!

So now it's time to put away all the winter date ideas and focus on spring themed romances. It's going to be awesome!

My first recommendation for a fabulous way to spend a sunny spring day with your lovely: Go on leisurely stroll through a park or flower garden. The daffodils and tulips are up, not to mention the flowering red buds, Bradford pears, and very soon the dogwoods! It's a great way to slip into the spirit of the season.

Spring Love

Spring Cleaning!

Nikon Cleaning Kit Pro, originally uploaded by Hiroki ~.

I do not know what this image is of, exactly, but I like it!

So it is time for spring cleaning. And even more importantly, it is time to get out all of your naughty sexual toys and do a purge/cleaning/updating of everything you have. So here's a basic list of things to check:

-Costumes: They should be laundered. Make sure to get rid of the stuff that no longer fits and repair any rips or tears that happen because of eager hands ripping things off.

-Condoms: Restock! And check the expiration dates. You do not want to use those things if they're past their prime.

-Lubricants and Massage oils: Wipe down the bottles and restock as necessary. Get rid of the products you don't like or no longer use.

-Toys: These are probably the most important. Make sure to wash everything in warm, soapy water. (Remember to remove batteries first from those that use batteries.) Sterilize! Do it all again, no matter how long ago it was you cleaned them. Replace the batteries with fresh ones, so they'll be fully charged when you want them. Check everything for cracks or breaks in the plastic or silicone. If you have anything that is starting to show wear, throw it out and replace it.

-Etc: Well, whatever you have left, make sure you clean it and sterilize it if it ever enters your body. Then check for signs of wear and replace as necessary.

And there you go! You're ready for a hot, steamy summer full of sexing!

Hackers

Continuing on with my tech posts, I recommend that you get Hackers and watch it for your next dinner and a movie night. It's got hacking, it's got funny one liners, it's got sexy Angelina Jolie with a pixie cut. It's a fun little movie.

Recommended menu:

I say go for a quick and easy Mexican feast or order in pizza. If you do pizza make sure to have it with Mountain Dew and various candies and junk food. That would be the typical computer geek's diet. :)

Gaming Couples

Lately I have been sucked into World of Warcraft. I seriously want to play it all the time. My husband got sick and had to stay home from work and gaming was a nice distraction for him. Well, that was the beginning. And I suspect it is partially, if not wholly, responsible for why my updates have been somewhat sporadic.

But anyway, gaming can be a great way to get your romance on. It's quality time spent doing something together. You get to create little avatars and run around on a screen killing spiders or demons or whatever you like. Of course I am speaking about RPG's and not first person shooters. Though those can also be nice ways of spending quality time together. I just prefer an RPG.

But if you're looking for something new to do together, consider spending an evening in, playing games. And you could get really nostalgic and whip out your old Nintendo and play some Mario. Everyone loves Mario. And hey! Romantic storyline!

Bah and Such!

I have gotten busy and distracted from updating my blog. I deserve spankings! I will go tell my husband, I am sure that will please him.

Trying Romantic TV

Sick of movies? Try doing dinner and TV! I for one get very sick of watching movies. TV is far superior in my opinion because you can care more about the characters, and it is practically designed for you to eat while watching it! So why don't you grab Season 1 of Friends, pop it in the DVD player, and settle in for a night of takeout Chinese food and some good old Ross and Rachel will they, won't they that is so reminiscent of the 90's.

Down With The Sickness

Bah to sickness! At least it isn't me this time.

Bridget Jones: The Edge of Reason

At the end of the first movie Bridget manages to snag Mark Darcy. For some reason he likes her. So of course in the beginning of the second movie, she manages to lose him. And then the typical hijinks ensue, culminating Bridget going to jail and giving bras away to the inmates. It's pretty funny, but don't watch it unless you've seen the first one.

Menu

I really like this menu for the movie. I think it looks pretty tasty, actually.