Body Paints

Image by Dnystwn

Need a fun and sexy activity to keep your bedroom lively? Consider body painting. Get some sexy body paints from Kama Sutra or make your own. Use some of these ingredients:

-Whipped Cream

-Melted chocolate

-Sprinkles (to put on something like honey)

-Honey

-Strawberry sauce

Or whatever else that is edible and will spread easily like paint. Make sure to put down extra sheets or blankets so you don't get your room messy. Then use your fingers for brushes, it's way more fun. Then when you're finished making art you can lick the paint off each other. Yum!

The World Is Not Enough

If there is someone sexier than James Bond then I would like to know who it is. Enjoy watching Pierce Brosnan star as Agent 007 (my personal favorite Bond actor) opposite Denise Richards as Dr. Christmas Jones (The corniest line in the movie is a play off her name) and Dame Judi Dench as M. This is probably my favorite Bond film thanks to the opening theme being performed by Garbage and the tragic story of the lead villain. It's a Bond film with more going on than the typical explosions and gun fights. I highly recommend checking it out!

A menu worthy of James Bond MUST contain a martini, shaken not stirred. Then try a few of these dishes:

Menu

Appetizer

Duck and Roasted Garlic Quesadillas with Tomatillo Salsa

Main Course

Garlic Prime Rib

Vegetarian Main Course

Zucchini Parmigiana

Sides

Almost Famous Garden Salad

Twiced Baked Potatoes

Dessert

Tiramisu Martini

Movies For Fall

dvd stack, see any you know?, originally uploaded by limowreck666.

Fall is the perfect time to cuddle up on the couch and watch movies. Here is a guide to all of the fall-inspired movies that I've reviewed for dinner and a movie:

-Miss Pettigrew Lives for a Day

-Penelope

-Ever After

-Casablanca

-The Shop Around the Corner

-Meet Me in St. Louis

So run by the farmer's market, grab your date, and spend a cozy evening at home, cooking, watching cozy movies, and cuddling.

Aimee Mullins Quote

Medieval Catwalk Architecture - Touch of Romance in Rothenburg ob der Tauber, Germany, originally uploaded by Batikart.

"Confidence is the sexiest thing a woman can have. It's much sexier than any body part" Aimee Mullins

Porn Review

None of the links in this post are safe for work.

From 1985, complete with bad music, big hair, and too much make-up! The basic storyline is about the corruption and intrigue in the business world. Which is, of course, just a very thin story built entirely around all the fucking.

The action is only OK. There is one woman who really doesn't have the body for porn. I was so distracted by her jiggling cellulite that I couldn't enjoy any of her scenes. And I am not one to comment on a woman's body, but really, if you are going to film porn you should do a little toning. It's only professional, you know.

I would say that the movie would probably be better if you mute it and don't pay too much attention. Like have it on in the background while you get it on with your partner.

Rate: C-

Chasing Liberty

Someone asked me what movie makes me want to have sex and I couldn't think of a single one. And then I remembered this movie. I think this is the only movie I've ever seen that actually makes me want to have sex (you know, aside from porn). And it is all Matthew Goode's fault. He is so freaking hot!

So yes, I highly recommend this movie. Even though when you first read the synopsis it sounds really lame (Oh no, another movie about the President's daughter!) and it stars Mandy Moore. It has just enough little quirky fun bits, plus a really great romantic story. I think this is my current favorite movie and I've watched it about a zillion times.

Since this movie moves around from Prague to Venice to Austria to Berlin to America to London, here is a varied menu inspired by Prague, Venice, and Austria:

Menu

Appetizer

Grandma's Polish Perogies

Main Course

Pancetta and Pea Risotto

Vegetarian Main Course

Risotto alla Primavera

Sides

Heirloom Tomato and Burrata Cheese Salad

Dessert

Sachertorte

Fall Inspired Dates

Bond Falls in the Autumn Landscape, originally uploaded by mmnorthwoods (Lifeinthenorthwoods.com).

My favorite Fall dates:

-Hay rides

-Corn mazes

-Pumpkin carving

-Cider drinking

-Apple picking

-Playing in a pile of leaves

-Fall festivals

-Hiking (I much prefer this activity in the Autumn as it is much too hot in summer and much too wet in Spring and much too cold in Winter)

-Getting in those last few dinners on the patio at our favorite restaurants

-Outside movies

-Farmer's Markets (Surprisingly these are really great places for dates if you go to a good market)

-Staying home and cooking together then watching a movie

-Halloween movies and costume parties!

So go out and enjoy the great Fall weather before it turns too cold to do anything but snuggle by the fireplace!

Romantic Quote

''You make me want to be a better man.'' -- Jack Nicholson to Helen Hunt in ''As Good as It Gets'' (1997)

Human Sundae

Make-your-own-Sundae-Bar, originally uploaded by Sarah B in SD.

OK, this is the Best. Idea. Ever. Seriously!

What you will need:

-Floor or mattress covering that can get dirty

-Towels

-Whipped Cream

-Cherries

-Chocolate Sauce, Fudge, Strawberry Sauce, Caramel (whatever you prefer)

-Sprinkles

-Marshmallows

What you are going to do:

-Fix the cover on the floor or bed or wherever you decide to do this.

-Take her clothes off and lay her down.

-Start turning her into a human sundae. Take your time and decorate her thoroughly.

-Lick her clean.

-Afterward make sure to take a nice, steamy shower and help her get totally clean.

OK, so how is this not the best idea ever? Seriously, it is the BEST IDEA EVER!

Houseboat

All you need to know: This movie is somewhat crappy. It had potential, but it didn't work out. It stars Cary Grant and Sofia Loren and they have zero chemistry. It's unfortunate, but what can you do? Maybe you will like this movie more than I did.

So, here's a rather fishy menu, since the movie takes place on the water:

Menu

Appetizer

Grilled East Coast Oysters with Corn Jalapeno Salsita

Main Course

Pepper Honey Cedar Plank Salmon

Vegetarian Main Course

Mac and Cheese with Sourdough Breadcrumbs

Sides

Smoked Sausage and Okra Dirty Rice

Savoy Cabbage and Arugula Salad

Dessert

No-Bake Blueberry Cheesecake with Graham Cracker Crust

Rainy Weather Dates

(EZRA) 22/52: The rain cleanses the world, originally uploaded by ilovestrawberries (Carmi).

Rainy weather is, in my opinion, the most romantic weather. And now that Fall is here, we're going to be seeing a lot more cold, rainy days, which just screams CUDDLE WEATHER! I am very excited. So, with that in mind, here are a few tips for some fun and cozy rainy day dates:

-Go for a long, wet walk in the rain. Huddle together under an umbrella and splash in puddles while wearing your Wellies. Don't worry about getting cold and wet because when you get home, have fun taking each other out of the wet things and then warm up with a nice, steamy shower for 2. This is extra good if you follow it up with back massages.

-Light a fire in the fireplace (if you don't have one, don't worry, just get a clip of a fire and bring it up on your TV or computer, and/or light a bunch of candles), lay down on a furry rug and listen to your favorite music while cuddling.

-Try a nice dinner and a movie where you stay in and watch a romantic film and cook together in the kitchen. Make sure to make the whole process more pleasant by nibbling appetizers and sipping wine while fixing your main course.

-Have hot chocolate and popcorn while playing a board game or watching a TV marathon. While naked and cuddled together on the couch under a flannel blanket. Maybe spike the hot chocolate with some Baileys or Kahlua.

No matter what you end up doing, make sure to open your windows a crack so you can listen to the rain. There's no better background noise for romance. Maybe you'll get really lucky and a thunderstorm will blow up. Sex during a storm is the best!

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Romantic White - Whispery White Wednesday, originally uploaded by rogvon.

That god forbid, that made me first your slave,
I should in thought control your times of pleasure,
Or at your hand th' account of hours to crave,
Being your vassal bound to stay your leisure.
O let me suffer (being at your beck)
Th' imprisoned absence of your liberty,
And patience tame to sufferance bide each check,
Without accusing you of injury.
Be where you list, your charter is so strong,
That you your self may privilage your time
To what you will, to you it doth belong,
Your self to pardon of self-doing crime.
I am to wait, though waiting so be hell,
Not blame your pleasure be it ill or well.

-William Shakespeare

Stockings

Sexy Red Shoes - Performers - Edinburgh Festival, originally uploaded by idg.

Why is it that men like sexy stockings? From daydreams about taking them off to fantasies about having sex while she's wearing them, they do tend to come up a lot in sexy scenarios.

The next time you want to spice things up in the bedroom, ask her to wear some thigh high fishnets. They could make things very interesting!

New In Town

This is a terrible movie. Renee Zellweger is not funny at all. However, this is one of those toasty fruity romantic comedies, so if you're looking for that kind of movie this will work. And if you're looking for something just to watch to kill time. Honestly, I am only reviewing this one because I couldn't think of a better one and I was in a hurry.

Here is a menu

Menu

Appetizer

Lefse

Main Course

Minnesota Hot Dish

Vegetarian Main Course

Potato and Sauerkraut Hot Dish

Sides

Carrot Pecan Wild Rice

Fresh Beet Salad

Dessert

Homemade Vanilla Pudding

Flower Petals

Wedding Ceremony with Flower Petals, originally uploaded by Miss Treats.

Where we live there is this man who carries around a huge bunch of roses to all the bars and hot night spots and he sells them to couples. Sometimes he drops petals along the sidewalks to create a romantic ambiance. It's so lovely to be walking downtown and find a trail of rose petals leading off to a restaurant or bar.

The tradition of a flower girl dropping petals down the aisle for a bride to walk over goes back as far as the Greek and Roman ages. Even in the depressing Middle Ages there were flower girls, or a traditional equivalent. The flower girl represents purity and the petals represent passion and fertility. So of course the romance of flower petals is often copied in other places, like on a bed or in a bath, etc. It's incredibly romantic and a great way to set up a sexy mood.

The best way to surprise your lovely with flower petals is to put them in the appropriate spot while she's out, leaving her a nice surprise to find when she gets home. And if you want to get really fancy, leave a plate of chocolates and a glass of champagne there for her to find as well.

Favorite spots to leave flower petals:

-Bed (remember that red rose petals will stain white sheets)

-Bath

-On the floor in a path to someplace like the bed or bath

-The hood of her car

-Dining table

-Hot tub or pool

-Gazebo

Or come up with your own, inventive places to leave petals. They are super fun and very romantic. But don't do them too often or they'll lose their appeal very fast.